Me: “Mom! I got all A’s this semester!!”
My mother: “I couldn’t be more proud than if you were my own daughter!”
Me: “Mom! I got all A’s this semester!!”
My mother: “I couldn’t be more proud than if you were my own daughter!”
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"Let me be cruel, not unnatural:
I will speak daggers to her, but use none"
- Hamlet (Hamlet Act III Scene ii)
Oh daughter, I’m sorry you found out this way. We were planning to tell you at Christmas. Together. It was going to be your big gift. I know, it’s kind of twisted.