We are f.a.m.i.l.y.

This is what happens when I enter a conversation only hearing the last few words of the previous sentence.

Mother: “…so Hamas would raid and attack the place…”

Me: “HUMMUS RAIDED AN APARTMENT?!?!?”

Mother: …blank stare…

Rubi (sister): “Yes Lauren. Hummas raided an apartment. And it only attacked when the pita was bad.”

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    Fervent Anteater Menopause Influenced Lurkers. Yeah.

    Alright, “y” words are hard to think of. What is this acronym you’re using?

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