I will miss conversations like this.
Roommate: “I MISS MY PHONE! I am going to be so stoked to text on a real phone when I get home. Except my mom totally got on to me and I’m not allowed to text and drive.”
Me: “That sucks.”
Roommate: “They need to invent a device that allows me to speak my texts.”
Me: “Um I think they already have. It’s called a phone call.”