1. He is on his way to getting the most gold medals of any Olympian.
2. He has broken all of his own world records.
3. Have you seen his body?
4. He is humble.
5. He has to eat 8-12 thousand calories a day. (I actually think I may hate him for this one…)
6. He has the cutest ears. and face.
7. He can make tattoos, which I normally find repulsive, unusually hot.
8. Did I mention his body?