I was going to save this for later on in this post but I simply can’t hold it in any longer. I heard Party in the USA for the first time tonight and…
I like it. No; I take that back. I LOVE IT. It is quite addictive and there is nothing I can do to [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘school’
November 15, 2009
And the Jay Z song was on…
November 12, 2009
12th Night Character Relationships Explained by Yours Truly
Yes, you read that long title correctly. Here I’ve taken the time to explain in the simplest way possible (which, as it turns out, isn’t that simple) all of the characters from 12th Night and how they are all related. YOU’RE WELCOME.
Viola loves Orsino who is her boss, who loves Olivia who loves Cesario who [...]
November 12, 2009
And I took the One Less Traveled by/ And That Has Made All the Difference.
Oh Internet. We haven’t talked in a while, and that is entirely my fault. I mean, I AM the one who writes this thing, but whatever, go with it. Can I complain for a moment? I know, I know. I’m here for witty stories and insane exaggerations that make you smile, but you have no [...]
October 31, 2009
Happy Halloween.
No, I didn’t dress up for Halloween. I did, however, pass out candy to the most ADORABLE and FRIGHTENING kids. What an experience I tell you. But enough about that. The real reason for this post.
I got back to the dorm around 11:30 and on my desk was this piece of paper labeled COMMUNITY AGREEMENT. [...]
October 30, 2009
A Day in the Life of a Grammar Student
Would you like to know what silly nonesense we are working on in my grammar class? Yes?! Okay, I’ll share. We are currently finding simple, compound, complex, and compound-complex sentences. In case you have no idea what these types of sentences are, I shall now enlighten you.
Simple: Your basic subject-verb sentence. Has one independent clause [...]
October 24, 2009
Homer would be so proud. Maybe.
For my British Lit class we have this thing called a “creative project” which is designed to torture us to get us to fully understand how Chaucer and various other authors wrote such great works like The Canterbury Tales, or Sir Gawain and the Green Knight. My professor gave us four options, and I had [...]
October 22, 2009
Thank you GLEE. Now I have the thong song stuck in my head.
For the past couple of days there have been a lot of things going on in my life that 1)you probably wouldn’t care about and 2)I don’t feel like retelling, but let us just say that I, Lauren, for what is probably the first time in my life, hate school. Once you pick your jaws [...]
October 19, 2009
Victimized.
This is an email I received today from my British Lit professor JAMES DEAN. Now, he may be a terrible grader, and unclear on his assignments, but this email shows the very reason I love this man. The way he phrases things makes class time, and life in general, so very interesting. (All bold has [...]
October 7, 2009
I’m sleeping with Darth Vader! It’s the scandal of the year.
“You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you’ll escape it one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present.” - John Green, Looking for Alaska
So it is that time of the year [...]
October 3, 2009
Some Observations about University Life.
This morning I had a hair appointment with my amazing hair stylist Jamie. She dyed my hair blue again, blah blah you don’t care about the details. I then proceeded to the grocery store to get the ingredients to make one of my father’s favorite sandwiches because the AUBURN! game is on and heaven forbid [...]
