Entries from February 2009

February 23, 2009

Sank you, sank you, sank you, Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto?

I watched the Oscars this year for three reasons: 1. for Kate Winslet to win best actress, 2. for Hugh Jackman, and 3. for the fashion. Oscars- you did not let me down.
Lets start with the best dressed category of the evening.

Kate Winslet looked absolutely stunning. From her hair to her dress to her [...]

February 20, 2009

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[while waiting on the pizza]
Mother: “Okay, who has change?”
Me: “Obama.”

February 18, 2009

A post dedicated to the awesomeness that is Sesame Street.

First, I can not even begin to tell you how utterly amazing this find was:

Thank you Sara.
Next, I love me some Joshua Radin. And you should too. I also love me some Scrubs. Again, you should too. Joshua Radin and Zack Braff are quite good friends in real life (Zack has [...]

February 18, 2009

No more studying! Please!

Found this on Facebook while taking a break from studying for French.
[The BBC believes most people will have only read 6 of the 100 books here. How do your reading habits stack up?]
1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen (x)
2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien ()
3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte ()
4 [...]

February 17, 2009

“A pox o’ your throat! You bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!”

I am using the extremely sick card again and posting this amazing video. Why is it amazing? Mainly because it is John Green talking for four minutes.
And he informs you on how to properly insult people.
And his home library kicks butt. I hope to own this many books one day.

In case [...]

February 15, 2009

Guilty as charged…

I am extremely sick and there is nothing good to blog about, so this will have to do. Found on yahoo.com.
10 warning signs that you may be addicted to Facebook
1. Facebook is your home page. Ok, so far I’m not addicted. My homepage is Google.
2. You update your status more than twice a day. [...]

February 12, 2009

“It’s as Ann as the nose on plain’s face.”

Bonjour Internet! Ja m’appelle Improbable Fiction (votre prenom, Lauren). Comment allez-vous? Je vais très bien. Çe va? Non? Oui?
Why, yes (oui!). I did just type all of that in French. You see, I haven’t been posting lately as I have just started a new semester of school and I have been very busy moving in [...]

February 7, 2009

If I could write a letter to me…

Dear Lauren,
We are starting this letter the summer before second grade because lets face it, you don’t remember anything before that. Except for that amazing blizzard you and your mother drove through to pick your grandmother up from the airport. Or that time you almost drowned in the pool. But obviously you lived, so second [...]

February 5, 2009

The following post mentions Mozart, a whale, and a blind man. Internet, it can’t get any better than this.

I have this thing sometimes where I buy a movie based solely on the cover of the DVD, or what the description says on the back of the case, or the preview, or who stars in it. Sometimes this is bad…The Last Kiss… but sometimes this is a really good thing. Tonight I watched two [...]

February 3, 2009

Surprise! A List!

Random things from the not-so-distant past, the very-present-present, and the rapidly-approaching-future:
1. I met with my roommate- very nice.
2. I saw my dorm room- larger than I thought, so woot!
3. I went into the 3 story library. I tried really, really hard not to drool all over the pretty books.
4. I added more books to my [...]